Templot Club Archive 2007-2020
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posted: 16 Sep 2020 22:44 from: Martin Wynne
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I get lots of spam, and the strangest requests. But this is a new one. I'm very sorry, but I won't be able to supply 20 km of 15kv underground cable by tomorrow morning. It's nearly 11pm and I'm just boiling an egg for my supper. Dear Sir, We would like to ask you urgently for your best offer regarding 20Km of 3x240 mm² 15Kv underground cable. ( if it is possible tomorrow morning ) |
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posted: 16 Sep 2020 23:23 from: DerekStuart
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Hurrah! Someone has asked Martin a question more strange than one of mine! | ||
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posted: 17 Sep 2020 18:09 from: Phil O
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They don't want much, do they!! | ||
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posted: 18 Sep 2020 07:35 from: Andrew Barrowman
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All you had to do was require an immediate 33% deposit of the necessary funds to your Cayman Islands bank. I'm sure we could have come up with the wire between us. | ||
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posted: 26 Oct 2020 08:31 from: Martin Wynne
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The day has hardly begun and already I have had my first spam email from the far east offering me a lorry load of limestone. There will be more before the day is out. Am I being naive? Is a "lorry load of limestone" a euphemism for something else? Google thinks only that it means a load of limestone.  Martin. |
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